1. Don’t try to piss quietly. Nobody in a public restroom thinks you’re knitting in your stall. They came to piss, just like you. And if you have to...”
SCARY MOVIES SET IN HOUSES ARE THE WORST
I LIVE IN A HOUSE
is ellen even hosting or is she just hanging out with famous people
Shout out to that one shirt that’s fit you for like, 5 years no matter how much your body has...
what a day!!!!!!!! nothing happened and i was tired